Exiled Soldier

Chronicles

"Leave now, mortal. The likes of you are forbidden in this land." ((This is an independent rp blog for Cerberus from devil may cry. All art, and icons do not belong to me unless I say otherwise. Please refer to the rules before following please. I do not own devil may cry nor its characters. M!As are accepted and encouraged I am also AU friendly and do past Cerberus as well before his fall from the ice hell army. If you wish to learn more about that refer to the about page :3 Also this blog is NSFW gore, torture, and among other things may happen if requested.))

M!A status: For the next 24 hours your muse shows their sadistic and sarcastic side and has the power to control the persons around them to a certain amount.
Face claim: Mukuro/ Daemon Spade from hitman reborn.
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I’m at work right now but semi here if u wanna bother Cerbby be my guest

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stylish-alastor:

Well, that was as obvious a hint as any that Al was talking to the wrong Cerberus.

"Really? I didn’t think you had it in you to feel anything at all. That takes higher brain function, last I checked."

"Al, you wound me truly, why do you have to be…

"What do you take me for spark some mindless killing machine?" He asked with a grin looking up at him watching him get angry. The hound’a grin widened more listening to the prince speak. "Really spark you would slay me and risk losing your little softy just because I tore through your skin? Who said I was gonna kill ya?" He paused to take a breath. "I would torture you slowly not kill ya I don’t need the headache."

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'SPIT IT OUT!' ((//why hello uwu))

clinicaldissection:

"The world is going to end in three days."

"That does not surprise us in the slightest, given at how humans have abused this earth."

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icehellhound:

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icehellhound:

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"Hmmmm it’s raining today, comforting compared to what I’ve had to deal with."

"And what have you had to deal with?”

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"Well well if it isn’t my favorite little spark, what do you think?" He asked tilting his head. "I get hit by the heat too ya know."

Well, that was as obvious a hint as any that Al was talking to the wrong Cerberus.

"Really? I didn’t think you had it in you to feel anything at all. That takes higher brain function, last I checked."

"Al, you wound me truly, why do you have to be so rude?" He chuckled, laying across the windowsill he had been sitting against. " You know you should be surprised I haven’t even tried to kill anyone yet nor have I tried to claw through that beautiful skin of yours."

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"Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach."

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"Why do you require such a chemical?" The hound asked blinking,he wondered if it had to do with the metallic smell he had smelled earlier down the hall.

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"Are you having nightmares again?"

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Cerberus did not want to tell him, he didn’t need him worrying as much as he had been lately about him. He knew though that he could not hide it, he knew he could read him like a book. The hound let out a sigh and shook his head. “Yes….quite frequently….”

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icehellhound:

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"Hmmmm it’s raining today, comforting compared to what I’ve had to deal with."

"And what have you had to deal with?”

"Well well if it isn’t my favorite little spark, what do you think?" He asked tilting his head. "I get hit by the heat too ya know."

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obrienroleplays:

"Are you breaking up with me?"
"Are you having nightmares again?"
"Anything you want to say?"
"Apparently, I need to grow a mustache."
"Balloons? Really?"
"Be quiet!"
"But what if we get caught?"
"Can you not?"
"Care to tell me what’s going on?"
"Come find me."
"Did you even love me?"
"Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?"
"Don’t look at me like that."
"Don’t touch me."
"Do you love him/her?"
"Do you love me?"
"Everyone leaves."
"Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice." 
"Fine, I’ll go."
"Finally!"
"Fight me for it."
"Fuck it."
"Get away from me."
"Gotcha!"
"How high are you?"
"How did you get here?"
"I bought a goat."
"If what we had was real, how could you be fine?"
"I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid."
"I hate you."
"I’ll bet you a dollar."
"I said that I’m in love with you."
"I think I’m pregnant."
"I’m going to kill you."
"I’m not eating that."
"Is that a chicken?"
"It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good."
"Jokes on me, huh?"
"Just friends?"
"Just let me go."
"Just tell me the truth!" 
"Kiss me."
"Kicking someone is not a form of romance."
"Let me explain."
"Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture."
"Maybe you should go."
"Maybe fuck you will be our always."
"May need you to bail me out of jail."
"Miss you."
"No. The answer is no."
"Not drunk enough for this."
"Never, ever doing that again."
"Okay, I know this looks bad…"
"Please don’t."
"Please stop talking."
"Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus."
"Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach."
"Quiet! Someone’s going to hear."
"Quit being annoying."
"Really, where were you?"
"Right. Of course it’s my fault."
"Silly of me to think you actually cared."
"Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple."
"So… How’s the weather?"
"Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog."
"There’s something wrong with you."
"This definitely isn’t what it looks like."
"Us? There is no us."
"Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry."
"Unfortunately, she/he said no." 
"Very cute."
"We can’t do this."
"Was it just a lie?"
"Wait, what did you just say?"
"Wait! Hold on!" 
"Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?"
"What the hell?"
"Why are you naked?"
"Why is there silly string everywhere?"
"Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?" 
"Without you, I’m lost."
"X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?"
"You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore."
"You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…"
"Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation."
"Zelda is more important right now." 

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"Hmmmm it’s raining today, comforting compared to what I’ve had to deal with."

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icehellhound:

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"No need to apologize, we understand what we said and you followed precisely." He chuckled cracking his neck several times before looking back to the angel before him. "Well that is quite a long story, let’s just say we have made a lot of contracts that have been broken, we have been used and thrown through so many…"

Ash almost felt sorry for the demon. His words seemed to carry the stories of a great many betrayals. A pity indeed that the angel was well aware he would add another to the list if the situation arose where to do so would prove beneficial. 

"It was a glorious bout. I thank you for it. I have not often engaged a demon in a battle wherein the true goal was not utter obliteration. If I have earned you loyalty, I can promise you have earned mine as well. You may trust the word of a servant of God."  

"You need not to pity us, but off of that subject, we always satisfy when it comes to battle never any less." He grinned slightly starting to feel like the world was not spinning as much anymore. A chuckle escaped the hound at his words, he knew better than to trust the words of an angel but for now he would play it out as if he did. "Of course thank you." What was that term he wanted to use? Oh yes keep your best friends close but your enemies closer, that’s exactly how he was going to do this.

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